FINALLY CHANGING THIS FUCKING THING. Anyways... Hey-o! I'm Davie and I'm the uttery friendly yet major dorkwad runner of this thing I call a blog. I do dumb things and post it here. Also I have some insanity sprinkeld in so watch out for that.

Anonymous: dude you owe dude-wtf-its-me ten dollars for ice cream

dude-wtf-its-me:

davie-cant-do-shit:

dude-wtf-its-me:

davie-cant-do-shit:

dude-wtf-its-me:

davie-cant-do-shit-blog:

I LOG ON TO CHECK SOME POSTS AND I GET THIS SHIT.

dude-wtf-its-me YOU ARE NEVER GETTING YOUR MONEY YOU SHITWEED

EAT SHIT FUCKLORD I’M GETTING MY DAMN MONEY EVEN IF IT KILLS YOU.

NO YO-Wait don’t you mean ‘even if it kills me’?

Nope! CAUSE WHO IS THE ALPHA TWIN?! I AAAAMMMMMM!

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BITCH I’M OLDER. AND TALLER. TINY GNOME CHILD.

NEVER GET TALLER.

FUCK YOU DUDE YOU’RE OLDER BY A MINUTE. AND JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE TALLER DON MEAN I CAN’T KICK YA SHINS.

…I’m leaving now goodbye have fun in your guest house bitch.

Why can’t I be the only girl in here.

Anonymous: dude you owe dude-wtf-its-me ten dollars for ice cream

dude-wtf-its-me:

davie-cant-do-shit:

dude-wtf-its-me:

davie-cant-do-shit-blog:

I LOG ON TO CHECK SOME POSTS AND I GET THIS SHIT.

dude-wtf-its-me YOU ARE NEVER GETTING YOUR MONEY YOU SHITWEED

EAT SHIT FUCKLORD I’M GETTING MY DAMN MONEY EVEN IF IT KILLS YOU.

NO YO-Wait don’t you mean ‘even if it kills me’?

Nope! CAUSE WHO IS THE ALPHA TWIN?! I AAAAMMMMMM!

image

BITCH I’M OLDER. AND TALLER. TINY GNOME CHILD.

NEVER GET TALLER.

Anonymous: dude you owe dude-wtf-its-me ten dollars for ice cream

dude-wtf-its-me:

davie-cant-do-shit-blog:

I LOG ON TO CHECK SOME POSTS AND I GET THIS SHIT.

dude-wtf-its-me YOU ARE NEVER GETTING YOUR MONEY YOU SHITWEED

EAT SHIT FUCKLORD I’M GETTING MY DAMN MONEY EVEN IF IT KILLS YOU.

NO YO-Wait don’t you mean ‘even if it kills me’?

Anonymous: dude you owe dude-wtf-its-me ten dollars for ice cream

I LOG ON TO CHECK SOME POSTS AND I GET THIS SHIT.

dude-wtf-its-me YOU ARE NEVER GETTING YOUR MONEY YOU SHITWEED

MY SISTER TOLD ME HOW HER OC DIED AND IT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING I DON’T LIKE HANNAH’S DAD.

red-anteater:

shinychrystal:

satan-senpie:

A Guitar/Glockenspiel Duet With Myself

The best 7 second song there is

and it loops so perfectly too

(Source: vine.co)

sandy-oval:

im in fucking tears senD HELP

(Source: vine.co)

I’m gone for two days and my stupid RC9GN posts are turning into my stupid legacy. HOW THE HELL DOES THAT HAPPEN IN TWO DAYS.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

chalriepace:

he saw something

HE SAW IT ALL

ceciliavonjoy:

part 2! i had lots of ideas for our favorite knucker. part one